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Accidental Sugarbabies

I accidentally made KatsuOchaIzu become TodoIiMomo's sugar babies with Piercespoetry (PP) on one of mei's tweets #threadsaves

mei: todomomoiida and bakudekuocha double date

PP: Yes! its a super extravagant date and bakudekuocha are having fun but they are copping with the fact that one hour at any of these places costs 2x rent but at the end of the date the rich kid squad tells them it's prepaid and vows to take them out again so they can fully enjoy!

SF: KatsuOchaIzu are fucking astounded like... they're so rich??? WTF? Shouto unironically asks if TodoMomoIida can make KatsuOchaIzu their sugar babies Not realizing what exactly sugar babies are. Neither does Momo. Tenya does and he chokes on his drink.

PP: Deku says yes. 100% serious, he's been drowning in debt, trying to date two people and hero training hasn't left anytime for a job. He's tired of giving people poems for holidays. KatsuOcha are embarrassed and yelling but Deku has already Google "sugar baby, allowance??"

SF: Ochako hesitates b/c money can help her parents, to give her small town new life, but being a sugar baby to her friends is weird. Katsuki takes the longest to convince but in the end, the idea of extra cash to fund his and Dekus AM collection does it Momo loves the idea of it all

(SF: ....I am so sorry I just made this todomomoiida and katsuochaizu thread to this huge af 6 way polyship

PP: Don't be this thread is valid and so are you!)

PP: Momo and Shoto spend two solid days on Google reading complaints from other sugar babies so they can do the best job. Tenya sighs and give bakudekuocha $50 and a kiss every time they get together until MoSho takes over as the world most informed Sugar Patents™

SF: Momo: "lets get them an apartment, no a condo, no a house!" And KatsuOchaIzu try to stop them because holy shit that's well beyond the regular sugar baby shit but instead it ends up with all 6 of them moving into a place together and they dont know how. It's a huge place too

PP: Kaachan takes over cleaning the place with ease, deku isn't completely useless in the kitchen, they argue about chores and decorations but Ocha does nothin. After a life on the farm something everyone can agree on is that all she has to do is nap, eat, and make everyone smile.

SF: Deku is, however, really fucking good at shopping. Like you wouldn't expect it but he's a coupon and sales fiend, always able to get exactly what Kacchan wants to cook that night. (Now if he just bought himself non dork clothes)

PP: Kaachan learns everyone's favorite foods and takes over shopping with Momo. Ocha finds an anime for everyone to become obsessed with, she has a playlist for each person in the group, and she organizes date nights while keeping track of everyone's calendars.

SF: Ocha being ship scheduler is precious. Omfg convincing Shouto that not every room needs to have tatami mats. The 6 of them trying to buy furniture but no one's tastes align (Deku unhelpfully says different chairs for their table works)

PP: Omg all of them ganging up on Deku to get him into normal clothes. He keeps sneaking those labeled t-shirts past Kaachan and he's at his wits end. Shouto installing tatmi mats when everyone is occupied lmaoo

SF: Iida keeps trying to organize everyone's books together, Bakugou putting them back into different shelves per person (Deku has the most because all those fucking notebooks). Momo makes sure they have a cabinet filled with tea. Ochako makes sure sweets are always on shopping list

PP: Ocha organizes her clothes by feeling and it drives the rest of them crazy. Feeling?? What does that even mean?? But then again they were busy trying to stop Mydoria from organizing the spices by how much they made him sneeze.

SF: Shouto doesnt know how to use a microwave and has caused no less than 3 small fires in their kitchen. Hes a worse disaster than Deku who thinks protein shakes are a meal. They have fire extinguishers in every other room

PP: Momo and Ocha have the softest developing relationship, not exactly full blown exploring their sexuality but more taking solace in having another girl in the house. Once every two months they do a girl's night where the boys dress up and serve them snacks and make dinner.

SF: ....omfg let them crossdress. They all start being embarrassed but by the second or third time, Katsuki and Deku start rocking girls clothes

PP: Ahhh momo would find it fun but taboo but also interesting and would start researching and would lead to a whole movie night where they dressed in drag and watched documentaries about the history of drag. Bakugou and Tenya fall asleep despite their best efforts.

SF: Deku takes noted that they can read later hahaha. It also helps that all the boys would look /good/ in dresses

PP: Absolutely, although I see Iida going more for shorts and rompers. Idk why I feel like he'd be a little more insecure, him and Todoroki in matching flower print rompers with black purses ahhhh!! Deku and Kaachan would do matching cosmic dresses with matching hair clips!

PP: Omfg that's so adorable. Iida in a flowery romper is so nice Growing heart Get Todo in some cute Mary Jane's. Deku and Kacchan in their shoes and sporty dresses that show off their muscular legs It's Momo and Ocha's phone background for months

PP: Ahhh yes! So wholesome! I have to go now but this has been an adorable pleasure! I hope we end up on a thread again sometime!

SF: (Gif: Can't Wait!)

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