Palpatine (True ver)

Inspired by this fic specifically

219 Sing ‘Pal-pal-palpatine, Senate’s greatest love machine’.

With regards to Boney M.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man from Naboo long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a Sithly glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Midrim chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Sith Code like a Master
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Pal pal Palpatine
Lover of the Galaxy
There was a cat that really was gone
Pal pal Palpatine
Senate's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Senate land and never mind the GAR
But the rhetoric he yelled really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the stars he was no wheeler dealer
Though they'd heard the things he'd done
They believed he was a helpful teacher
Who'd help the chosen one
Pal pal Palpatine
Lover of the Galaxy
There was a cat that really was gone
Pal pal Palpatine
Senate's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Palpatine had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of moral standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Pal pal Palpatine
Lover of the Galaxy
They put some poison into his wine
Pal pal Palpatine
Senate's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Pal pal Palpatine
Lover of the Galaxy
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Pal pal Palpatine
Senate's greatest love machine
Won't stop 'til all jedi were dead
Oh, those Jedi